Clarity

"I quit smoking"

"How long has it been?"

"11 days, 23 hours"

"How does it feel?"

"Not so great. The world is not as hazy as it used to be."

"I thought that was a good thing."

"Not when you see the things I see."

We Had No Geometry

When you think of our future together, what do you see?

Parallel lines.

Oh.

What do you see?

A pair of sine and cosine waves.

See. Parallel lines.

The Mystery of the Shrunken Jeans

Filed under: Conversations I never imagined I'd have.

R: This is yum. What did you put in this?

A: Dark chocolate, white chocolate, a bit of milk, unsalted butter, cream and sugar.

R: This is so good!

A: Also, explains why the jeans don't fit anymore.

R: Dat ass!